Eretz Yisrael Time

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Thursday, May 11, 2006
A WorldNetDaily article reports some scary news. It reveals that the enemy (the Palestinians, not the Settlers) have rockets and have fired them from Judea & Samaria.

The article reveals that there may be political reasons as to why these rocket attacks not being reported (such as the negative publicity for future Jewish deportations).

The article reports that the IDF denies (lies about) these rocket launches, but then admit they happened when confronted by the evidence.

The article reports that the range of these rockets already reaches four mile and can hit every major Israeli cities.

The article reports that Israel is “reluctant” to run a full-scale anti-missile campaign in J&S (for political reasons?).

And of course the article reported on Israel’s (proven to be empty) threat to respond drastically (come on already, tell us a new lie at least) if they launch rockets.

But none of that is the scary news.

The scary news is that the IDF has not been able to successfully detect these multiple rocket launches and are only finding out about them after the fact.

You see the enemy has launched a number of rockets and unlike the missiles from Gaza, these just haven’t hit their targets yet.

So the residents of Ra’anana, Kfar Sava, Jerusalem, and even Tel Aviv are going to learn about successful rocket launches even before the IDF does. Personally.

So just remember: Disengagement Convergence Constipation Consolidation is good.


Moze said...

"threat to respond drastically"

Of course the response is drastic. Have you ever read the garbage the army publications office puts out? It's painful. I can only assume their Arabic leaflets are as bad as their usual blather. I think the army's actually trying to fight terrorism by putting all teh Arabs to sleep with their airborne verbal nyquil.

Jameel @ The Muqata said...

Good thing I live in J&S. The rockets will probably miss us as they fly over our heads (and the security fence) as they head for Lesser Israel.

JoeSettler said...

Except that just like in Gaza, it's likely that some of the duds will fall straight back down not too far from where they were launched, and we all know that the Muqata is pretty close to some of the launch sites.

Rafael V. Rabinovich said...

There are those who don't get your subtle speach. It is necesary to dumb is down for them.
Here's a sample of what I think needs to be explained:

If you don't agree, please say so.

JoeSettler said...

First time I've been called subtle. That's for sure.

westbankmama said...

But Joe, noone will care if rockets are launched at major cities - rockets are being launched at Ashkelon all of the time and they are not doing anything.

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