After the surprise attack on Chanukah candles this year, I am waiting for the denouncements of Lag BaOmer. Why haven't the greens come out to demand one less bonfire?

Actually, I can't stand the bonfires. And honestly I don't get it. To me it's one very weird Israeli custom.

But the bonfires are great for the environment. The next day, the sky is always covered with gray clouds.

What better way to help reduce global warming than by creating artificial cloud cover to help reflect away the globally warming rays of the sun and other stellar bodies?

So all you environmentalists out there, go light up a bonfire - it's for the environment.