Sunday, August 20, 2006
8/20/2006 05:20:00 PM | 
Posted by
JoeSettler
Man its wild here, and August 22 is the day to be in Jerusalem!
You have to be living in a cave (or not reading Debka, listening to your local Kabbalist/Astrologer, or paying attention to the Madman in Iran) to not know what is going down.
August 22 is the day the Moslem madmen claim another Moslem Madman (the first one) rode to a rock on a horse and flew away (I assume he unfortunately came back) in a flash of white light (over Jerusalem) or if you’re a Shiite, when Allah and the Madman shared a psychotic episode in a cave (weren’t we just speaking of caves?).
The Madman in Iran keeps saying he has a special surprise for the upcoming anniversary.
Debka keeps implying a possible nuclear attack or mega-attack on Israel particularly in the Old City of Jerusalem, and the Kabbalists/astrologers keep saying stay away from Jerusalem.
Are they all kidding?
Don’t you know what’s going on in Jerusalem on Tuesday?
I don’t either, but puhlease, don’t believe everything you hear and read.
(Best part is, if I’m wrong, I won’t be around to eat these words!)
You have to be living in a cave (or not reading Debka, listening to your local Kabbalist/Astrologer, or paying attention to the Madman in Iran) to not know what is going down.
August 22 is the day the Moslem madmen claim another Moslem Madman (the first one) rode to a rock on a horse and flew away (I assume he unfortunately came back) in a flash of white light (over Jerusalem) or if you’re a Shiite, when Allah and the Madman shared a psychotic episode in a cave (weren’t we just speaking of caves?).
The Madman in Iran keeps saying he has a special surprise for the upcoming anniversary.
Debka keeps implying a possible nuclear attack or mega-attack on Israel particularly in the Old City of Jerusalem, and the Kabbalists/astrologers keep saying stay away from Jerusalem.
Are they all kidding?
Don’t you know what’s going on in Jerusalem on Tuesday?
I don’t either, but puhlease, don’t believe everything you hear and read.
(Best part is, if I’m wrong, I won’t be around to eat these words!)
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