Tuesday, January 10, 2006
1/10/2006 09:33:00 PM | 
Posted by
JoeSettler
You’re probably asking yourself, what in the world do these things have in common?
A typical leftist might say the letter ‘B’, but I asked Jameel, as a right-wing test case, and he made the correct connection right away.
You see, these are all items related to crimes that the Arabs have publicly accused Israel of committing, yet never actually happened.
It began with Bubble Gum (first in 1983 and then again in 1997).
The Palestinians began to accuse Israel of lacing their bubble gum with hormones that either amplified or eradicated the sex drive (among other side effects). Go figure.
Perhaps only the gullible believed them then.
But then in 2000 we faced the story of Muhhamad Durah, the Arab boy reportedly shot by Israeli bullets in cold blood on TV. Turns out it didn’t happen.
I believe it was in 2002, Arafat, standing next to Shimon Peres on international TV accused Israel of shooting (illegal) uranium depleted bullets at Palestinians.
Peres, shocked into stupidity by this blatant lie on live tv, froze - reactionless to this wild accusation (perhaps he thought it might be true). And when he finally did answer days later, it was far too late. The damage was done.
And of course who can forget Pallywood (I guess that kills the leftist ‘B’ theory), and the Jenin Massacre (uh, what Jenin massacre?).
But what of the ‘branches’?
Well lately a new version of the bubble gum and bullets story has emerged. The evil settler is cutting down Arab olive tree branches, and it is unquestionably accepted, after all the evil settler is the perpretrator.
Today, Leftist MK Ron Cohen called for the shooting of Settlers in response.
Only, it turns out, the branches story isn’t quite true.
You see, near the village of Yitzhar (where much of these evil atrocities against the Palestinian olive branches were supposed to have occurred), someone brought in a video camera.
And on that video camera we see the Arabs cutting down their own branches, wholesale.
Perhaps MK Ran Cohen also wants some bubble gum while he is targeting settlers?
Bubble Gum, Bullets and Branches.
End of Story.
A typical leftist might say the letter ‘B’, but I asked Jameel, as a right-wing test case, and he made the correct connection right away.
You see, these are all items related to crimes that the Arabs have publicly accused Israel of committing, yet never actually happened.
It began with Bubble Gum (first in 1983 and then again in 1997).
The Palestinians began to accuse Israel of lacing their bubble gum with hormones that either amplified or eradicated the sex drive (among other side effects). Go figure.
Perhaps only the gullible believed them then.
But then in 2000 we faced the story of Muhhamad Durah, the Arab boy reportedly shot by Israeli bullets in cold blood on TV. Turns out it didn’t happen.
I believe it was in 2002, Arafat, standing next to Shimon Peres on international TV accused Israel of shooting (illegal) uranium depleted bullets at Palestinians.
Peres, shocked into stupidity by this blatant lie on live tv, froze - reactionless to this wild accusation (perhaps he thought it might be true). And when he finally did answer days later, it was far too late. The damage was done.
And of course who can forget Pallywood (I guess that kills the leftist ‘B’ theory), and the Jenin Massacre (uh, what Jenin massacre?).
But what of the ‘branches’?
Well lately a new version of the bubble gum and bullets story has emerged. The evil settler is cutting down Arab olive tree branches, and it is unquestionably accepted, after all the evil settler is the perpretrator.
Today, Leftist MK Ron Cohen called for the shooting of Settlers in response.
Only, it turns out, the branches story isn’t quite true.
You see, near the village of Yitzhar (where much of these evil atrocities against the Palestinian olive branches were supposed to have occurred), someone brought in a video camera.
And on that video camera we see the Arabs cutting down their own branches, wholesale.
Perhaps MK Ran Cohen also wants some bubble gum while he is targeting settlers?
Bubble Gum, Bullets and Branches.
End of Story.
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