Throughout Judea, Jerusalem, and as far away as Ma'aleh Adumim all the chickens have gone on strike. The chickens unilaterally decided that too many of their offspring were sacrificed in the boiling pots and frying pans this past week and have decided to stop producing eggs. (I'm not kidding).

Since the end of Pesach it is nearly impossible to find chicken eggs in any store. There are simply none left and the chickens can't produce them fast enough.

Those that are found are snatched up faster than you can swing a chicken before Yom Kippur.

Yeah, and I'm sure some commenter is going to write that he/she has had no problems finding eggs. Liar.