Rather amusing article I saw the other day. Iran offered to help the US plug the overflowing oil well. They said they would do it out of humanitarian interest. (The link isn't to the article I saw, but it's what I found now in a quick search)

As I was reading this I recalled a NYTimes article earlier this month that was discussing options on the table for plugging the hole. One option discussed was something Russia allegedly did up to 5 times when they had oil leak problems.

The USSR sealed the holes by blowing them up with Nuclear bombs.

So I figured, Iran was probably offering to use their Nuclear bombs on America for humanitarian purposes.

Sounds right to me.